- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

what is red white and blue? the french flag

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Tilt your screen back

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Church.

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