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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies