- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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