- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Morning wood.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Knock Know! Come in!

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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