- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

which one is easiest

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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