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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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