- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

bangers and mash?

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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