In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Neither have I

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