Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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