Check out our iPhone App!

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

thumb_up thumb_down -40

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

thumb_up thumb_down -42

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

thumb_up thumb_down -46

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

thumb_up thumb_down -46

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -48

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

thumb_up thumb_down -48

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

thumb_up thumb_down -50

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

thumb_up thumb_down -52

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

thumb_up thumb_down -54

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Vicky is my best friend.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops