- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Knock Knock, Ow my face

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

I wrote a funny joke.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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