- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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