Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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