- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Anything involving women..

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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