- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why Not?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

what do fish smoke? sea weed

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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