What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

This is an anti-joke.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

whats white jizz

women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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