- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

My dad

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

No

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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