What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Maths.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Black people stink of shite!

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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