Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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WILLY

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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