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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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