- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Long joke Your such a downey

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Your life

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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