- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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