A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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poop

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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drew edminstin is a rat

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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The dewey decimal system

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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