A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Your face

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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