Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Knock, knock -The door's open.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

smell the vitamin C

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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