- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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