What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Canadians

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Nah

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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