- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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