A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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