Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Lindsay Lohan

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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