- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

why did your mum die young because she had canser

a man makes a bad joke

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