- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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