- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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