- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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