- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

no really what are ur names?

Chris Bosh's neck

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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