A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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