What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

there once was a black man who played basketball

I love pissing people off :P

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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