There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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I like the color potato.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Wolfjob.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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