Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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