What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What's green and blue? yellow

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Women's Rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

i like it in the mouth

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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