- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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