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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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