- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

There was an american man on the way to work.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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