Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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