What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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30cm = 0,3meters

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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