An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Get on the boat.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

epic win?

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

A seal walks into a club.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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