- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

haha black people :D

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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