- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Gus's mom

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??