- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

I hate long jokes -_-

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Life

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Poop

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