Tucker Rivera

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What? Huh?

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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